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Slammer Tour Member Newsy's Profile
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Newsy's Personal Profile
Rob Lalonde
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My job is pretty much like Jason Bourne's.
Rookie Year
birdies, good lies, no wind, sun, cheerful playing partners
doubles, bad lies, wind, rain, lifeless playing partners
golf, tennis, lacrosse, Hunks&Punks, bartending in Bingo
Newsy's Golf Bio
Teeblock Assignment
Driving Distance (Yards)
74 (+2) in Myrtle a few years back
Idle on Tour for last 2 years
On good days, ability to scramble
Right now, getting off the tee safely
Favourite Local Course
Not sure
Favourite Shot
nailing a 2nd shot 3-wood on a par-5
Favourite Club
Barrymore's ... or a 7-iron.
Hole in One
socks, yes. Golf, no.
Top accomplishments
#1 ranking on Tour very briefly, long time ago...
74 (+2) in MB a few years back.
B-Class Club Champion - Cornwall G&CC - 1983?
The Commish Cup
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Newsy's Head-To-Head
Newsy's Upcoming Events
Newsy is not registered in any events
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Newsy's 2019 Stats - Detailed Stats
There are no Newsy stats available for 2019
Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats
Newsy's Career Stats
Seasons 13
Events Played 40
Birds 21
Birdie Avg 0.53
Eagles 2
Skins 3
Skin Bones $-28
Dogs 13
Dog Bones $97
Scoring Median 90
Win % 55%
Wins 56
Losses 46
Draws 8
Points 120
Total Bones $64
All Stats
Newsy's Past events
Conklin Sun Apr 15, 2018 Upcoming Event
Conklin Sat Apr 14, 2018 Upcoming Event
Conklin Fri Apr 13, 2018 Upcoming Event
Pine View Sun Sep 24, 2017 Upcoming Event
Carleton Sun Sep 17, 2017 Upcoming Event
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