Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Shorts's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Shorts's Personal Profile Alias Paul Van Berkel Slammer Email shortsslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region Central Occupation Federal Government Rookie Year 2012 Likes roller, ice and ball hockey, golf, Canadiens Dislikes cold weather Hobbies home renovations Shorts's Golf Bio Division B Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 230 Rounds Per Year 20 Competition Preference More intense the better Days Able to Play Any day if I'm free Strength please Weakness no thanks Favourite Local Course Meadows, eQuinelle Top accomplishments #1 proud grandfather #2 Goofy Challenge (Disney 21km and 42km runs in one weekend) The Commish Cup Commish Cup Inski Yes Shorts's Head-To-Head Ace Albatross AngryBird Animal Aqua BackFlash Bagger Bailey Bama (r) Batista (r) BearCat BigBennieA (r) BigGuy BigTee Billiards Birdman Bling Blue Bookie Boomer Brewcee Bubba BullDog Burnsy Carver Chadderbox Charlie Chef Chevy Chip me in Chuckie Clang Cracker Crenshaw Cuba DJD DaGoaler Dazed DeeWayne Deeker Dr. Pepper Dracula Duke Dutch Dyke Eeyore FingZ Flagondry Flyer Fodder FrankoFun Fre-Teach FrenchHooligan Garbo Gaspeboy Gator Giggity GoTee GolfGeek GoofBall Green Arrow GreenReader Gru Grumpy Habib Hacker Happy Hooker Harley HawkEye Hexy HighFive HullAss Hype Inch Intruder Iron Giant IronMaiden Irons J Money Jewel Juice Jumpin Jovo KaDaver KidsClub London Pride (r) LongIron Lucky Macdahustla McGoop MeekaGolf Mulder Nibbs NoCents Number 7 Old Spice Ozone Ozzie P-Bomb Panda Paolo Papa Malone Penzie Pepilepu PinShark Pipeline PizzaMan Pommie Popeye ProZee Pukey J Rio Rocky RonBow Rosco Rulz SandMan (r) Shades Shark ShelGame ShortStack Sir Andre Skeeter SlapShot Small Pak SmallFry Smitty Spooner Spud Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stumpy Stymie SunShine Sunny Sutty Swanny T-Bone T-bird TJ TMC TadPole Tardis Taz Tesla The Enigma The Game Ticklar ToothFairy Toro Try4Par Turtle TwinDad Uncle Chuck Woodsy X-Man XTour YipMeister YoungGun auldphart chill pointZero springlakes Select Opponent Shorts's Upcoming Events Shorts is not registered in any events Complete schedule of events... Shorts's 2018 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 18 Birds 12 Birdie Avg 0.67 Eagles 0 Skins 6 Skin Bones $-4 Dogs 2 Dog Bones $-56 Scoring Median 88 Win % 43% Wins 21 Losses 28 Draws 5 Points 47 Total Bones $-95 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Shorts's Career Stats Seasons 7 Events Played 144 Birds 86 Birdie Avg 0.6 Eagles 0 Skins 59 Skin Bones $-12 Dogs 31 Dog Bones $-205 Scoring Median 91 Win % 43% Wins 170 Losses 222 Draws 28 Points 368 Total Bones $-477 All Stats Shorts's Past events Pine View Sun Nov 4, 2018 Stonebridge Sat Nov 3, 2018 Casselview Sat Oct 27, 2018 Pine View Sat Sep 15, 2018 eQuinelle Sun Sep 2, 2018 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Match-Play Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap