Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Shorts's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Shorts's Personal Profile Alias Paul Van Berkel Slammer Email shortsslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region Central Occupation Retired Rookie Year 2012 Likes roller, ice and ball hockey, golf, Canadiens Dislikes cold weather Hobbies home renovations Shorts's Golf Bio Division B Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 230 Rounds Per Year 40 Competition Preference More intense the better Your 150 Yard club? 7-Iron Strength please Weakness no thanks Favourite Local Course Meadows, eQuinelle Top accomplishments #1 proud grandfather of 3 The Commish Cup Commish Cup Home CommishsCup.golf Shorts's Head-To-Head 3 Putt Ace Action Jackson Adam Gooderham Albatross Ali G AngryBird Animal Aqua Army Auldphart BAM BBall BackFlash Bagger Bailey Baloo Bama Banzai Batista BearCat BeeCee Big Guy Big Tee BigBennieA Billiards Birdman Birdstheword Bishop Bling Blue Bogie Bones Bookie Boomer Brewcee Bubba BullDog Burnsy Cannon Carver Chadderbox Char Chardonnay Charlie Chef Chevy Chipmein Chuckie Clang Cobra ComeBackKid Cracker Crenshaw Cuba DJD DaGoaler Dannat Darts DaveyJ Dazed DeeWayne DerekD Devo Doany (r) Dr. Pepper Dracula DriveTrain Dudzy Duke Dutch Dyke Eeyore EmilV FingZ Flagondry Flyer Fodder Footie FrankoFun Fre-Teach FrenchHooligan Gadget Garbo Gardie Gaspeboy Gator Gazzif Giggity GoTee GolfGeek GoofBall Green Arrow GreenReader Grogu Gru Grumpy Gutsy Guyzer HELFM Habib Hacker Hags Happy Hooker Harley HawkEye Hella Hexy HighFive HintZ Hodgy Hollywood HullAss Hungry Eyes Hype Inch Intruder Iron Giant IronMaiden Irons J-Money JackFlash Jewel Jovo Juice KMac KaDaver Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Knacker Koala Laffer LannyK Lightning Little Stuart London Pride (r) LongIron Lucky Lucky 13 Macdahustla Madz MarkEpon McDon McGoop Mean Jean Meeetch MeekaGolf Melly Dee Mongo Mongoose Moz Mr. Lyrics Mulder NK Bear Nibbs NoCents Number 7 Old Spice Orange Crush Ozone Ozzie P-Bomb Panda Paolo Papa Malone Patriot Penzie Pepilepu Philll PinShark Pipeline PizzaMan Pommie Popeye ProZee Pukey J Razz Reider Rio Ripzone RockJim Rocky Rocky Roy RonBow Rosco Rulz Ruth SandMan R Sardine Scottishy Guy Screamer Shades Shark ShelGame ShortStack Sir Andre Sir Hacksalot Skeeter Sketchy SlapShot SmallFry Smallpak Smiley Smitty Spectra Spike Spooner Spud Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stochello Stumpy Stymie SunShine Sunny SunnyBoy Sutty Swanny T-Bone T-bird TJ TNT TadPole Tank Tardis Taz Tesla The Bomb The Enigma The Game Ticklar Tiger Tigresse ToothFairy Toro Try4Par Turtle TwinDad Uncle Chuck WoodPeker (r) Woodsy X-Man XTour YipMeister YoungGun Zipadeedoodah chill iTee pointZero springlakes Select Opponent Shorts's Upcoming Events Pine View Thu Nov 21 @ 10:30 am Pakenham Sat Nov 23 @ 10:30 am Pine View Sun Nov 24 @ 10:30 am Complete schedule of events... Shorts's 2025 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 10 Birds 4 Birdie Avg 0.4 Eagles 0 Skins 3 Skin Bones $-22 Dogs 5 Dog Bones $44 Scoring Median 90 Win % 33% Wins 8 Losses 16 Draws 4 Points 20 Total Bones $-18 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Shorts's Career Stats Seasons 14 Events Played 327 Birds 199 Birdie Avg 0.61 Eagles 1 Skins 146 Skin Bones $134 Dogs 90 Dog Bones $45 Scoring Median 89 Win % 51% Wins 444 Losses 423 Draws 77 Points 965 Total Bones $284 All Stats Shorts's Past events Prescott Sun Nov 17, 2024 Pine View Thu Nov 14, 2024 Meadows Sun Nov 10, 2024 Greensmere Fri Nov 8, 2024 Pine View Thu Nov 7, 2024 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap