Sponsorship | Gifts | Business Directory | ClubTrader | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter Shorts's Profile This page displays your own personal stats and profile information. Shorts's Personal Profile Alias Paul Van Berkel Slammer Email shortsslammertour.com Membership Status Silver Region Central Occupation Retired Rookie Year 2012 Likes roller, ice and ball hockey, golf, Canadiens Dislikes cold weather Hobbies home renovations Shorts's Golf Bio Division B Teeblock Assignment T5 Driving Distance (Yards) 230 Rounds Per Year 40 Competition Preference More intense the better Your 150 Yard club? 7-Iron Strength please Weakness no thanks Favourite Local Course Meadows, eQuinelle Top accomplishments #1 proud grandfather of 3 The Commish Cup Commish Cup Home CommishsCup.golf Shorts's Head-To-Head 3 Putt 50Cent Abbub Ace Action Jackson Adam Gooderham Albatross Ali G AngryBird Animal Aqua Army Auldphart BAM BBall BackFlash Bagger Bailey Baloo Bama Banzai Batista BearCat BeeCee Big Guy Big Tee BigBennieA Billiards Birdman Birdstheword Bishop Bling Blue Bogie Bones Bookie Boomer Brewcee Bugsy BullDog Burnsy Cannon Carver Chadderbox Char Chardonnay Charlie Chef Chevy Chipmein Chuckie Clang Cobra ComeBackKid Cracker Crenshaw Cuba DJD DaGoaler Dannat Darts DaveyJ Dazed DeeWayne DerekD Devo Doany (r) Dr. Pepper Dracula DriveTrain Dudzy Duke Dutch Dyke Eeyore EmilV FingZ Flagondry Flyer Fodder Footie FrankoFun Fre-Teach FrenchHooligan Gadget Garbo Gardie Gaspeboy Gator Gatorette Gazzif Giggity GoTee GolfGeek GoofBall Green Arrow GreenReader Grogu Gru Grumpy Gutsy Guyzer HELFM Habib Hacker Hags Happy Hooker Harley HawkEye Hella Hexy HighFive HintZ Hodgy Hollywood HullAss Hungry Eyes Hype Inch Intruder Iron Giant IronMaiden Irons J-Money JackFlash Jewel Jovo Juice KMac KaDaver Katniss KidMoe KidsClub Knacker Koala Laffer LannyK Lightning Little Stuart Loco London Pride (r) LongIron Lucky Lucky 13 Macdahustla Madz MarkEpon McDon McGoop Mean Jean Meeetch MeekaGolf Melly Dee MillerTime Mongo Mongoose Moz Mr. Lyrics Mulder NK Bear Nibbs NoCents Number 7 Old Spice Orange Crush Ozone Ozzie P-Bomb Panda Paolo Papa Malone Patriot Penzie Pepilepu Philll PinShark Pipeline PizzaMan Pommie Popeye ProZee Pukey J Razz Reider Rio Ripzone RockJim Rocky Rocky Roy RonBow Rosco Rulz Ruth SandMan R Sardine Scottishy Guy Screamer Shades Shark ShelGame ShortStack Silverfox Sir Andre Sir Hacksalot Skeeter Sketchy SlapShot SmallFry Smallpak Smiley Smitty Spectra Spike Spooner Spud Steel Crazy Stevie Ray Stochello Stumpy Stymie SunShine Sunny SunnyBoy Sutty Swanny T-Bone T-bird TJ TNT TadPole Tank Tardis Taz Tesla The Bomb The Enigma The Game Ticklar Tiger Tigresse ToothFairy Toro Try4Par Turtle TwinDad Uncle Chuck WoodPeker (r) Woodsy X-Man XTour YipMeister YoungGun Zipadeedoodah chill iTee pointZero springlakes Select Opponent Shorts's Upcoming Events Shorts is not registered in any events Complete schedule of events... Shorts's 2025 Stats - Detailed Stats Events Played 27 Birds 20 Birdie Avg 0.74 Eagles 0 Skins 10 Skin Bones $54 Dogs 5 Dog Bones $-41 Scoring Median 90 Win % 58% Wins 37 Losses 27 Draws 12 Points 86 Total Bones $63 Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats Shorts's Career Stats Seasons 14 Events Played 344 Birds 215 Birdie Avg 0.63 Eagles 1 Skins 153 Skin Bones $210 Dogs 90 Dog Bones $-40 Scoring Median 89 Win % 52% Wins 473 Losses 434 Draws 85 Points 1031 Total Bones $365 All Stats Shorts's Past events Playa Paraiso Mon Mar 10, 2025 Playa Paraiso Sun Mar 9, 2025 Playa Paraiso Sat Mar 8, 2025 Playa Paraiso Fri Mar 7, 2025 Playa Paraiso Thu Mar 6, 2025 Visit the Event Archive... The Slammer Tour. Fun and competitive match-play golf for everyone! About | Join The Tour | Slammers | Stats | Schedule | Results | Rules/Format | SlammerGear | Tour Championships | Special Events | A-Z | Login Sponsorship | Gifts | ClubEG Business Directory | FAQ | Chapters | Fun | Courses | ClubEG | Contacts | Weather | Photos | Facebook | Twitter | Handicap