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Slammer Tour Member auldphart's Profile
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auldphart's Personal Profile
Eden Windish
Slammer Email
Membership Status
Courier for Health Canada, should be retarded very soon
Rookie Year
Tough crosswords, women who are smarter than I am (helps with the crosswords), animals, nature, Oklahoma Sooners football, quiet evenings at home with someone special (besides Grumpy)
Bullies, tailgaters, 5-putts (it's happened!), bureaucratic red tape/waste/excess/inefficiencies,
Trivia, board games, travel, poker, table tennis, camping, NY Times Sunday crosswords, composing trivia questions, collecting & fine-tuning quality jokes
Personal Commentary
Try to follow Teddy Roosevelt's philosophy re dealing with adversity: "Do the best you can, with what you have, where you are."
auldphart's Golf Bio
Teeblock Assignment
Driving Distance (Yards)
Rounds Per Year
Competition Preference
The morether, the gooder
Your 150 Yard club?
Days Able to Play
Mostly weekends until retirement
Waking up in the morning and still being able to stomach what's peering back at me from the mirror
Having the mirror break in the morning
Being able to laugh at myself when I do something not-too-smart
Having to laugh at myself too often
Favourite Local Course
Equinelle, Casselview, Mountain Creek (great management!)
Favourite Shot
1. Myers' dark Jamaican rum - 2. 8-iron chip shot
Favourite Club
Moon Wood (hybrid, 25 degrees, about 150 yds on a good day).
Hole in One
On my bucket list - hopefully it'll come in the next 50 years.........
The Commish Cup
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auldphart's Head-To-Head
auldphart's Upcoming Events
auldphart is not registered in any events
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auldphart's 2019 Stats - Detailed Stats
Events Played 10
Birds 3
Birdie Avg 0.3
Eagles 0
Skins 2
Skin Bones $-15
Dogs 3
Dog Bones $45
Scoring Median 93
Win % 65%
Wins 17
Losses 9
Draws 3
Points 37
Total Bones $70
Detailed Personal Stats - All Stats - Scoring Median Stats
auldphart's Career Stats
Seasons 3
Events Played 76
Birds 17
Birdie Avg 0.22
Eagles 0
Skins 12
Skin Bones $-251
Dogs 16
Dog Bones $-54
Scoring Median 95
Win % 50%
Wins 94
Losses 94
Draws 18
Points 206
Total Bones $-305
All Stats
auldphart's Past events
La Romana Wed Feb 13, 2019 Upcoming Event
Teeth of the Dog Tue Feb 12, 2019 Upcoming Event
La Romana Mon Feb 11, 2019 Upcoming Event
La Romana Sun Feb 10, 2019 Upcoming Event
La Romana Sat Feb 9, 2019 Upcoming Event
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