Notables - QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT (presented by McGoop...Thank you for your volunteerism my friend.) - Dogs were hit on Hole 3 (Bookie at 27'), Hole 14 (McGoop at 5') and hole 16 (Shorts at 15'). Dogs were worth a tidy $31 Bones.
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT (presented by Mulder) - Skins were won on Hole 3 (Bookie), Hole 8 (T-Bird), Hole 10 (McGoop) and Hole 16 (Pickle). Skins were worth 23 bones each. Congrats to the winners.
- Gregory made an appearance.
- Gongshow played his 30th career event.
- Gregory made another appearance.
- GreenArrow played his 25th career event.
- Their were so many Montreal Canadien flags waving when we arrived, some Slammers thought they had inadvertently crossed the river.
Quotables
- "I lose every ball I hit in the fairway, but find everyone I hit in the rough."
- "NOW it's windy!!"
- "Can I mark your cart?"
- "Here is your hotdog with everything I could find in the back on it."...."I don't see the kitchen sink Jonathan."......"Dig a bit. You'll find it in there somewhere."
- "To me a good drive is to Dairy Queen on Sunday night in July."
- "Where are the green tees?"...."They are camoflaged by the grass."
- "My feet are damp."......"My underwear are damp. Who do you think is having a tougher time walking?"
- "How many times do you think you can blow your nose in a towel before you hit a previously used 'wet spot'?"
- "I can't see my balls when they drop."....."Me either, but that's because they are dropping across the road."
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Sat Apr 22, 2017
Summary
Mountain Creek is a Slammer favourite. It's par 70 is soft on most players scoring medians, it's first class hospitality rivals any course on the tour and there is the Slammer Special for those who sign up on the Mountain Creek website and print the coupon off before you trek up to play the course. Jonathan and his team are simply some of the nicest people we deal with on the tour. Today, 20 Slammers trekked up highway 17 to brave the rough early spring conditions. Plenty of rain leading up to the event and some howling winds lead to chills, hills, and in the case of one Slammer, who shall remain nameless *coughMuldercough* Spills. But in the end, the Slammer spirit was plentiful during the round and the hops and barley spirits were plentiful after the round and the season is just beginning. ................................................................ Mulder Out
Stars |
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McGoop |
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Starting the season off in fine form, McGoop managed some pretty tough early season course conditions to shoot a round of 70 (3 lower than his Slammer Median), win all three of his matches, net 3 birdies, one dog and one skin. Not much doubt that this is just the beginning of what will be another banner year. |
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Bookie |
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Another Slammer who shot 3 below his scoring median, Bookie also went 3-0, netted a dog and a skin proving that you can learn to golf by reading a few books. Well played Sir!! |
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Shorts |
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He showed up in shorts, he left in shorts and in between he shot 5 better than his scoring median while going 3-0 and snagging a dog. Nice Job at "The Creek" Mr. Shorts!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 91
- Birdie Average: 0.4
- Course Rating: 7
- Best aspects of course: Grass is greening up nicely.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $42
- EG Member: $36
- EG Unl. Member: $30
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Shorts [B42] |
Green Arrow [B27] |
14 |
Grumpy [D2] |
Gongshow [A55] |
11 |
Bookie [C6] |
Gator [B21] |
15 |
Duke [A22] |
McGoop [O1] |
11 |
Shorts [B42] |
Steel Crazy [B17] |
15 |
Flake [O15] |
McGoop [O1] |
12 |
Sutty [C38] |
Mulder [C19] |
15 |
Tesla [B13] |
Sunny [B3] |
13 |
Stymie [B45] |
Green Arrow [B27] |
17 |
Pickle [O6] |
McGoop [O1] |
13 |
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Sutty [C38] |
Gongshow [A55] |
13 |
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Big Guy [D5] |
Bookie [C6] |
14 |
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Skeeter [A21] |
Sunny [B3] |
14 |
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Tesla [B13] |
T-bird [A19] |
14 |
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Mulder [C19] |
Gongshow [A55] |
14 |
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Big Guy [D5] |
Gator [B21] |
15 |
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Big Guy [D5] |
BearCat [B31] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Sutty [C38] |
16 |
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Skeeter [A21] |
T-bird [A19] |
16 |
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Stymie [B45] |
Shorts [B42] |
16 |
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Duke [A22] |
Pickle [O6] |
16 |
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BearCat [B31] |
Bookie [C6] |
17 |
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T-bird [A19] |
Sunny [B3] |
17 |
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Mulder [C19] |
Grumpy [D2] |
17 |
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Flake [O15] |
Pickle [O6] |
17 |
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Green Arrow [B27] |
Steel Crazy [B17] |
17 |
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Tesla [B13] |
Skeeter [A21] |
17 |
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BearCat [B31] |
Gator [B21] |
18 |
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Flake [O15] |
Duke [A22] |
18 |
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Stymie [B45] |
Steel Crazy [B17] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
McGoop |
70 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
31 |
1 |
23 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Bookie |
90 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
31 |
1 |
23 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Shorts |
84 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
31 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Sunny |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Gongshow |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Pickle |
78 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
T-bird |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Gator |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Sutty |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Steel Crazy |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Stymie |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Skeeter |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
BearCat |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Grumpy |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Flake |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Duke |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Tesla |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Green Arrow |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Big Guy |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Mulder |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
70 |
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McGoop |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
33 |
70 |
1 |
Pickle |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
78 |
1 |
T-bird |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
1 |
Bookie |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
90 |
1 |
Flake |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
83 |
0 |
Duke |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
84 |
0 |
Shorts |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
40 |
84 |
0 |
Sunny |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
Gongshow |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
Steel Crazy |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
Stymie |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
Skeeter |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
91 |
0 |
Tesla |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
95 |
0 |
Gator |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
51 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
95 |
0 |
BearCat |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
48 |
96 |
0 |
Sutty |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
97 |
0 |
Big Guy |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
100 |
0 |
Grumpy |
7 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
54 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
101 |
0 |
Mulder |
7 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
58 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
51 |
109 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
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4 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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